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Osteoporosis

A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!
Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
by Just Somebody Else October 7, 2020
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osteopornosis

That Kevin's a real pervert - I hear he's got osteopornosis.
by kynon May 30, 2005
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Osteoporosis

Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis”
Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis
by Thicc memes February 9, 2020
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Osteonegrosis

A degenerative disease that is commonly found among African American Males causing them to walk with an unusual limp. Also referred to as a Pimp walk.
Osteonegrosis IE: The George Jefferson junkyard swagger
by wootzie March 28, 2010
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Osteoporosis

It is a disease that occurs in the bones. It breaks down the bone sells.
No one literally no one: ....
Idubbzz: I have osteoporosis.
by Osteoporosis Idubzz February 12, 2020
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ostioperosis

osteoporosis is a bone condition that has been in way to many memes, and yes I spelled it worn so I would be the only definition for this category :)
ostioperosis
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
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Osteopornosis

It’s a degenerate disease that developes after exsessive stress has been applied to the body from actively watching porn, extensively using parts of your body to reach orgasm. The disease can affect any part of your skeletal structure that has been used to acquire sexual satisfaction. Common areas that are affected by osteopornosis are hands, wrist, jaw, pelvis, back, knees, neck, coccyx(tailbone). There is no cure but there are preventative measures that can be taken to reduce the risk of developing osteopornosis
The porn star had to quit her job after developing osteopornosis from repeatedly having her legs bent behind her ears.
by Your word Majesty August 25, 2018
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