Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Osculaphile

Osculation meaning kissing.

Phile meaning lover of.

An osculaphile is someone who loves kissing and kisses. The sweet gesture can range from simple pecks, quick smooches, and heated kissing.

Can be platonic, romantic, or sensual.

Person 1: Wow, Dave's lips look soft.

Person 2: They are. He takes care of them 'cause he's an osculaphile.

by idiot cretin :) September 29, 2018

Ocular Job

Stimulating a man's genital part with the the partner's eye socket.

As you can SEE, this is how ocular jobs works...

by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY January 13, 2009

osculate

To kiss.
To touch.

1They osculated 2The three osculated

by larstait October 11, 2003

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010

ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011

occular pat down

when you visually inspect to see if the person is good shit and/or a "good ol' boy"

Give em' the occular pat down

by jeriakaawesom March 26, 2010