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the shittiest town in michigan. only whores, sluts, and giant douches reside in oscoda. Everyone in oscoda seems that they all just fuck each other which can explain why they all look like hick inbreds.
have you ever been to oscoda”
yeah, never again.”
Oscoda by jah0856 May 16, 2023
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oscoda handshake 

When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.
We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.

OsoDaKidd 

Person 1:(Have you heard that new OsoDaKidd? Person 2:(Hell Yeah!)
OsoDaKidd by TheRealestOne456 August 16, 2021

Oscoland 

A place that you go to when you're drunk AF
Drunk Friend: Hey take me to Oscoland, I wanna go!!!

Me: You should take a nap instead.
Oscoland by jddjdjdjdjjdd March 13, 2019

osodasdos 

verb;
to cut your cats nose off
lol i did an osodasdos
osodasdos by eelement May 14, 2020