The place to be. Weird hillbilly will say, “oh, where are you from?” and someone will say, “oh from Oscoda, eh, where abouts are you from?” “Oscoda, the best place on earth” he says.
the shittiest town in michigan. only whores, sluts, and giant douches reside in oscoda. Everyone in oscoda seems that they all just fuck each other which can explain why they all look like hick inbreds.
When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.
We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.