Ortega

butt butter, also known as swamp ass cream.

occurs during excessive shitting or when engaging in compulsive humping activities, no matter where
hey get me some Ortega, I just tore that bathroom up
by CC Tards February 10, 2011
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The Brad Ortega

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023
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Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.
'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'
by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023
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Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect
Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course
by Angry_Salad February 01, 2023
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Valeria ortega

Valeria is a funny intelligent person.She is a hard working and loves to party hard.She likes to smash with adults and children over 13.She will make you laugh and in class she could be a nerd but she could be a giggle box during class.She will have lots of boyfriends and she will decide who to marry.If you had a boyfriend in 4th grade then you would be lucky becuase you will keep having them to the next level.But Valeria is curios likes to learn different languages and she is caring.she could only spell 1 rumor but only that happens when she is jealous.
by Valeria Ortega July 13, 2018
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Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
by SpaghettiReady November 25, 2020
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The Raina Ortega

A brown haired, egg looking, ( not really 😂 ) and the prettiest girl any person with see. Someone who will pick you up when your down, and make your day a whole lot better. You’ve changed my life, for the 100% better, and showed me that people can be perfect. I’m here for you when no one else will be, 😀 Ily Coca Cola/babe.

~TJ Martinez
Did you see “The Raina Ortega?”

Looked pretty good huh?
by TJGAYGAY December 10, 2018
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