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johnny orlando

he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.

he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.
fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)
by babekz.2 January 3, 2019
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orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.
"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"
by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005
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Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.
by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008
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Orlando Bloom

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
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Johnny orlando

A Canadian singer who is currently 15 years old. He is friends with Kenzie ziegler and is not dating her.
johnny orlando 's new song is a bop
by Harleyyy.sam July 23, 2018
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Johnny Orlando

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018
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Orlando Bloom

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.
by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004
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