Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.

Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?

by Spökmacka July 22, 2010

beta orbiter

A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.

= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?

– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.

by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016

oritoke

ORITOKE IS AN ACIENT YORUBA NAME GIVEN TO A FEMALE MOST TIMES ANYONE THAT ANSWERS KHADIJAH AUTOMATICALLY HAS THE NAME ORITOKE, ORITOKE IS A GOAL GETTER, HAS A GREAT THIRST FOR SUCCESS, SHE IS A SUPPORTER , A MOTHER TO ALL, SPECIAL ADVISER AND TALKATIVE.

IF YOU ARE A GOAL GETTER, GET YOURSELF AN ORITOKE TO WALK WITH.

by alayo February 5, 2020

wig in orbit

When ur wig is so snatch the aliens fuckin steal that thang and send it into orbit to watch it set with the sun at night

HER WIG IN ORBIT DAMMMNNNN

by Uglyeet February 6, 2018

omgitsbirdman

A godly YouTuber with over 500k subs as of 2/16/17. He roasts the fuck out of eugenes and feminists. He says fool a lot and makes a lot of catchy slang. (Eugene,fool,backpack) and a lot of other classifications of how to spot a Eugene (Backpack, trench coat, "stay home" texts, and fedoras.)He has amazing series such as This is not a crime, I'm tired of these females lying to us, documentarys, and things I see on twitter. Check out his channel and sub it's dope asf. His vids are funny asf. He's also 36 ;) Also, always be nice to a Eugene, and when he reaches into that back pack... You run!

Me: Hey Eugene did you see omgitsbirdman 's new vid?
Eugene: I hate that guy he exposed my type.
Me: Uh... What type
Eugene: *Reaches into backpack*
Me: OH SHI-
Eugene: *Gunshots*

by SocialJusticeEugene February 16, 2017

Orgitorium

A place where wild orgies are held. It stems from Roman roots, because they had random group sex all the time. All the fucking time. Because of this, some dumbshit Roman said hey lets make a building to have orgies in! It then became the Roman standard for emperors to try to construct the grandest Orgitoriums to hold the most hot italian bitches. They constantly competed with each other, thus filling rome with many such Orgitoriums. Many of these still survive today, but be careful where you step ;)

Sextus: Hey Octavius lets go to the Orgitorium to celebrate!
Octavius: Rofl YAY!

by Frederick McGee April 26, 2007

Orbital cannon

Press Button to win

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

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by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021