orgasmatoot

At the moment of ejaculation or orgasm one let's loose with the 'ol ass trumpet

Dude, i was so into that trim until she dropped an orgasmatoot and almost made me vomit

by odiepeyote March 1, 2017

Orgasmythology

A body of imagined events, some real but mostly not, related to sexual release.

The fiction that explains how all men are the universe's greatest lovers ever, how all women are the best thing these men will ever have and how some brief few seconds in a life can consume so much energy and time trying to recreate a body spasm. Explains how 4" become 6", how dogs become beautiful and Darwinism.

They both awoke at the same time out of the drunken stupor that had brought them together, mouths dry and pastey, blinking to clear pus filled eyes while one word burned like a 1 Watt light bulb from one hundred million light years away: Orgasmythology

by BandV August 29, 2006

orgasmatronic

Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.

Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.

by Desear January 7, 2005

Orgasmator

an individual that is highly skilled in physically pleasuring women.
origin/derivation: an alteration of Terminator.

Situation 1: Casual conversation between two girls
"So I was with my boyfriend last night..."
"You mean ________?"
"Yes, we did it for the first time and let me tell you... I've never had a time like that before. I've never had so many orgasms. I was all dry and the sheets were soaked."
"Well, then he's an Orgasmator."
Situation 2: Pick-up line
"You look like the girl I'm looking for. I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to bring ultimate pleasure to a few lucky women. I am the Orgasmator. Prepare to be pleasured beyond sanity."

by fluncenterin September 10, 2009

orgasmatron

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

by MisterCity May 8, 2006

Orgasmathonoff

A competition between two or more couples in order to determine which couple or male or female (depending on the competition rules you set) can produce the most orgams to the designated orgasmee in a set period of time (determined by competition rules).

Horace & Olivia went to Eunice and Adrian's house for their monthly orgasmathonoff.

by Sharon Baron September 2, 2008

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003