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The Ordeal

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An Imposing Caucasian with characteristics peculiarly similar to that of George Costanza. A spin-off from "The Situation" that nobody conscious would claim.
"That guys is a real ass-baby. From now on, we refer to him as "The Ordeal"".
by Thrill Style October 6, 2010
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Two Tampon Ordeal

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a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
by krvie1 July 14, 2011
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L'Oreal

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The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.
Don't buy any L'Oreal products.
by discordian June 10, 2006
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Oreal

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A very beautiful, sexy lady. Will make you smile just by looking at you. A real go getter, who knows what she wants and goes after it. Has the biggest heart and is very funny and will make you laugh all the time. 10/10 recommend getting you an Oreal
Did you see Oreal today? A bitch could never, she’s so perfect
by Sandwichboi February 5, 2022
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l'oreality

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An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!

BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
by too cool for my name September 26, 2008
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daniel ordeller

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A Guy that shoves 9 inchers in his mouth all day. Hes a sketty prick
That fucking Daniel ordeller
by nood boy August 31, 2017
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L'Oreal

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Someone who is not perfect but they are Worth it
He's not perfect but he's L'Oreal
by Eliza Elvive March 30, 2020
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