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thai orchid

A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.

The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.
Holy shit, that girl can do the Thai Orchid.
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Orchid Fever

when a westerner becomes seriously attracted or drawn to Thailand and/or Thai culture
Tom went to Thailand for a holiday and has come back with a dose of Orchid Fever.
by rabbler September 4, 2009
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Vibrating Orchid

The act of a woman passing raspberry sounding gas during intercourse that impact the man's scrotum. The gas whaff against the mans scrotum has the effect of vibration.
As the couple were having sex Jill gave Jack a vibrating orchid.
by TheMaster69 January 27, 2011
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Orchid Stamp

The female version of a mushroom stamp; when a woman places her vagina on a person's forehead, leaving a mark where her vagina had been.
I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an orchid stamp! It was hot but kinda weird...
by honeytiger May 6, 2009
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black orchid

I took Mai's black orchid last night, she hasn't walked right since
by Ssjshinobi42 May 29, 2021
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Orchid Shot

When a certain person is playing games, and all you want is legit answers, you may have the urge to "Orchid shot" them. Meaning, punch in the genitals, resulting in a serious answer.
Lakesha was being coy when asked about her music taste, so I orchid shot'd her and finally received my answer....
by ph0tek August 29, 2017
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Blue Orchid

Derived from the song "Blue Orchid," by the White Stripes.

gently caressing or massaging a woman's pussy lips with the intention of building sexual enjoyment, without completing the act of ejaculation.
similar to "blue balls" for a man.

listen to the words, dumbasses.
You tickled my orchid/Turned it blue.

I was with my girl last night and her brother barged in while I was eating her out. He didn't catch me, but she had to go to the bathroom to handle her blue orchid.
by Spaz Out August 18, 2008
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