A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.
The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.
by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020
Get the orbiter mug.orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.
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The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.
Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
by thedude8266 July 22, 2013
Get the Orbiter mug.Ombitorntoishtoneberine is a word used to describe someone or something. It means that someone/something is stupid and/or fucking ugly. It can also mean bum licker, bum eater or bum toucher.
"You're such an ombitorntoishtoneberine.." Carl said.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.
by Not an ombitorntoishtoneberine February 29, 2020
Get the Ombitorntoishtoneberine mug.Someone who is too shy to make the first move and talk to you but cannot resist your charm therefore 'orbits' around you and perves at you like an albatross from far away.
The guy standing over there is being a bit of an Orbitross, maybe I should go talk to him?
That stalker's orbitrossing me! Bastard!
That stalker's orbitrossing me! Bastard!
by Croma March 5, 2009
Get the Orbitross mug.A way to call someone a Bum licker, Bum toucher or Bum eater. Or it can just be a way to call someone an idiot.
"You're such an ombitorntoishtoneberine..."
"No I'm not"
"No I'm not"
by not a bum licker March 7, 2020
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