opiate ass

1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.

1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."

by Godless Assfuck September 13, 2011

opiate

A class of narcotic pain releiver, taken from the Opium Poppy

Codine, Morphine, Heroin are all opiate class narcotics.
Vicodin is a Synthetic Opiate.

by M0T0RH3D April 16, 2006

Opiate Music

Chill music to do a few bags too.

nothing with too constant or prominant of a beat.

guitars. drone sounds. soothing vocals

Elliott Smith
Neutral Milk Hotel
Mogwai
Explosions in the Sky
The Microphones

shit like that

Jordan: Yo dude. Wanna cruise and listen to some opiate music?

Chris: Who has bags?

Jordan: Nobody. Good thing its raining tho.

Chris: Sick. We gotta go to the u-save first.

by 3rdperson October 22, 2009

opiate of the masses

Religion.

Sayeth Marx.

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

Oñate highschool

Puts the cool in School. Way better than cen10 high that hoe’s got hella crackheads. Oñate is for the purest of souls only. #oñaterules #cen10eatsshit

“Oñate highschool is wayyyy better than any other school in Las Cruces.” -anybody ever

by Abiisnotmyrealname November 13, 2018

Opiate Paradox

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009

the opiate of the masses

R e l i g i o n

Hello, my name is Karl Marx, and I say religion is the Opiate of the masses. That is all.

by Larry the Lad March 15, 2005