One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.
Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.
The answer was given by an optipessimist.
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.
The answer was given by an optipessimist.
by Chrisazy February 19, 2009
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Get the oplix mug.1) Noun. An elephant that listens to Dubstep. This is the filthiest elephant there is. It can be any kind of elephant, male or female, but it has to enjoy Dubstep.
2) Verb. "Doing the Oliphant" is a dance move performed by dubsteppers. To do the Oliphant, jump around in circles and flail your arms around in front of yourself. Throw your head around, but don't hurt your neck. This dance move is usually performed with Dubstep playing very loudly, and a strobe light going.
2) Verb. "Doing the Oliphant" is a dance move performed by dubsteppers. To do the Oliphant, jump around in circles and flail your arms around in front of yourself. Throw your head around, but don't hurt your neck. This dance move is usually performed with Dubstep playing very loudly, and a strobe light going.
1) Dude, check out my Oliphant. WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
That's one filthy Oliphant...
I know.
2) Got your strobe?
Yeah.
Got the Dubstep?
Yeah.
Are we gonna do the Oliphant?
YES.
DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB
That's one filthy Oliphant...
I know.
2) Got your strobe?
Yeah.
Got the Dubstep?
Yeah.
Are we gonna do the Oliphant?
YES.
DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB
by DubsteppTripperzz17 May 12, 2011
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Get the Optipsychic mug.Hey man have you played the new PC game?
Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.
Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.
by xX_Thiccest_NiBBa_Xx June 1, 2018
Get the Dell Optiplex 380 mug.Oplio doesnt have a defined meaning; YOU decide what it means. It is most commonly used as an inside joke between gay people and hipsters. It is not a sign of hate, but on the other hand, a sign of love and worship.
Oplio is not intended as a swear word. If used in bad context, you will sent to hell: However, you do get second chances, if you deserve it. This decision will be made by the ancient gods, whom we speak to through an extra terrestrial banana phone.
Oplio is also often used as a sign that you need to take a giant shit. Then after, you text a friend saying: "oplio?", he will most likely respond: "oplio! U take big shit, now yes?"
My personal experience with the word Oplio has been great, add Oplio to your dictionary today. AND HAVE FUN!
(Oplio was invented by the ancient GODS, Jonathan and Jonah. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. And dont forget to wear protection!)
Oplio is not intended as a swear word. If used in bad context, you will sent to hell: However, you do get second chances, if you deserve it. This decision will be made by the ancient gods, whom we speak to through an extra terrestrial banana phone.
Oplio is also often used as a sign that you need to take a giant shit. Then after, you text a friend saying: "oplio?", he will most likely respond: "oplio! U take big shit, now yes?"
My personal experience with the word Oplio has been great, add Oplio to your dictionary today. AND HAVE FUN!
(Oplio was invented by the ancient GODS, Jonathan and Jonah. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. And dont forget to wear protection!)
Person 1 : "Oplio?"
Person 2 : "Oplio!"
Person 1 : "Lets have SEX!"
Person 2 : "Oplio!"
*Love is being made at this point*
Person 2 : "Oplio!"
Person 1 : "Lets have SEX!"
Person 2 : "Oplio!"
*Love is being made at this point*
by ancient Gods, Jonah & Jonathan May 23, 2012
Get the Oplio mug.1) Westron (English) name for the Mumak, an elephant or elephant-like monster used in battle by the Haradrim in Lord of the Rings.
2) In Dungeons and Dragons, a larger and more powerful creature similar to an elephant.
2) In Dungeons and Dragons, a larger and more powerful creature similar to an elephant.
by Andy May 11, 2004
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