Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

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Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

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Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

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Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

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optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

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obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010

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a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

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