1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.
When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.
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The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.
I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.
by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006
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Which basically is defined as "the art of being comfortable in being ones true self and giving that confidence to others just by being yerself"
Which basically is defined as "the art of being comfortable in being ones true self and giving that confidence to others just by being yerself"
I graduated from the School of Feel The Love and Rock On with a degree in Pass It Onology. I am proud of this because I know it means I finally have the confidence enough to be myself and through seeing my confidence, others have the confidence to be themselves as well no matter what others think of them afterwards.
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by ontological empericism March 20, 2009
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"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"
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