online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

Online

What you are now. Crazy world eh?

Hey, I just got online and came to urbandictionary.com to read this dumb definition! JOY!

by sleepygamer April 15, 2006

online

1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.

I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

online

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

by Alianne September 7, 2003

Online

1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.

I'm so online for the party tonight.

by distraction_camp December 18, 2008

online

Being on or connected to the internet or a network.

I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.

by senegal September 13, 2003

on the online

A reference to the internet or AIM. It sounds stupid to intelligent people.

I was talking to him on the online. I had sex with him on the online. My online broke, I can't get on the online.

by your mother April 16, 2003