Onesie

A self rolled spliff that is the size of a rollie cigarette, using one regular sized rolling paper/skin.

Dave: Is there any weed left?
John: Nah man, not even enough for a onesie.
Dave: :(

by Kempernol January 14, 2008

Onesie

When you have to pee but not poop

Hey man can I use you’re bathroom I have to do a onesie I’ll be quick.

by Moist eyecrust November 15, 2017

onesie

A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.

The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.

by Onesies April 17, 2009

Onesie

Coloquial term for solo sex or masturbation

"I went to a club, met two guys and had a threesome last Saturday - how about you?" "I stayed at home, watched TV and then had a onesie..."

by alscnawieuoawieuaceirtoq November 11, 2020

onesie

to be, by law, cooler than anyone who doesn’t have a onesie

“bro did you see Hans solo with that onesie on??? i thought he was so cool!!! but Luke Skywalker didn’t have one so we determined his lameness. “

by ghostedgraveslol July 6, 2021

onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.

Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

onesie season

Fall is onesie season

Uhh so done with summer thank god its onesie season

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017