One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008

one-arm joint

A coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter.

They're called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

one armed bandit

Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.

Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships

by mongoose1927 February 8, 2015

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011