It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.
by The Rodent March 12, 2011
It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
by P Brain December 8, 2007
Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.
by mongoose1927 February 9, 2015
When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.
If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke
by tall juggler April 26, 2011