Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

build one on top

Mixing another cocktail in the same glass before the previous one is fully consumed.

Q ). You almost ready for another drink bro? A) Ahh, just build one on top

by Crown and diet May 4, 2018

Pulling a green one on

A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person

-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me

by Memorials October 3, 2020

Pull a fast one on me

Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying

"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or

"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"

This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens

Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money

(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "

(Girl #2): Why? what happened?

(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill

by Myke Nozam July 1, 2015

on one

Just generally trippin', tweakin', weird, actin' a fool, blackin' out, goin' off. Not necessarily due to drugs, though that's the obvious reference.

Homie was on one, just buggin' like I shot his mom or something.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 3, 2003