Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.
by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005
Get the one barney better mug.A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
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Get the Bare one's soul mug.Whenever there was a tiff between the husband and his wife, the wife, being a termagant, would bare her teeth. (In the phrase ‘bare one’s teeth, one’s can be replaced by an appropriate pronoun as required.)
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