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Schrödinger's Omniscience

n.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.
by Hideous Monster November 29, 2007
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Irish-Omniscience

An extreme version of the concept of the "Unwritten Rule", in this case for the Irish people but can apply for community. Irish Omniscience is when a foreigner doesn't know something that all Irish people some how know from birth through a commonly shared telepathy and/or social ques.
~Foreigner: So where is the bus stop?
~Irish Person: It's that tree over there, sher.
~Foreigner: How was I meant to find that out?
~Irish Person: Ah, sher, You just know.
~Foreigner: So it's Irish-Omniscience.
~Irish Person: It is, now.
by The Lumzz May 28, 2017
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Omniscent

The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.

Coined here: http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/coined.php
Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent."
Atheist: "You forgot Omniscent."
by voodooKobra February 11, 2009
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omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.
At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.
by Bad C dev February 21, 2022
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SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

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I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.
I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX April 1, 2021
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omniscientiasist

Person with a pathological need to know more than everyone else about any given subject.
Joe's such an omniscientiasist that he can't ever admit when he doesn't know an answer on Jeopardy.
by SJ_Duke April 11, 2007
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OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

Previously a user on FACEBOOK when FACEBOOK use to be fun but now is dangerous as
can be because you have to disclose your personal private family name. I don't like DORSEY'S Twitter

field at all it goes nowhere. I flip the bird off switch.
The OMNISCIENT CHANNELS is very interested now in URBAN DICKTIONARY as I have a wager
if allowed to, before you go public with my LIFE LONG project I can make you a 200 BILLION DOLLAR
company and it won't take long. I have the wares without violating any intellectual property because
frankly I know music and I have written over 7,000 OK to about 2,500 excellent songs. OMNISCIENT CHANNELS was not kidding about ODD at least she absconded with SPACE BACK even though the rest
may have been an emulation. Please accept this as my application WAT(SON) T-CELL , (WARREN)T ) and OMNISCIENT CHANNELS IS BACK.And by the way this is ZUCKER , A MAROON FIVE SONG , SUGAR
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 25, 2021
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