OLS

Old lady syndrome

She used to be able to stay out all night until she turned 30. Now she has OLS because she can’t stay awake past 9 PM

by Be_nik December 21, 2021

ols

on my last string

"i can't do this anymore man, I'm ols..."

by $455 November 21, 2023

ols

ols meaning only lads society is a society based on lads including callum jay logan and Charlie. Charlie was out doing some naughty stuff and said yes ladd with gang gang 🤙

"yo boys do you want to do this funny shit"
charlie:yess ladd
we've made ols lads

by chaskeue4 March 31, 2024

ols

ols meaning only lads society is a society
based on lads including callum jay logan
and Charlie. Charlie was out doing some
naughty stuff and said yes ladd with gang
gang🤙

"yo boys do you want to do this funny shit"
charlie:yess ladd
callum:yess ladddd
Charlie: callum that's breaking the ols rules

by chaskeue4 April 1, 2024

Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS)

The love (infatuation) experienced when a person has feelings of attraction to a being that is not unlike the singing little orange people in Willy Wonka. Often the subjects of infatuation are short, stocky, and/or very judgemental.

Kayla caught Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS) by getting too friendly with that short kid in algebra.

by i<3myol^_^ March 29, 2011

Lizzie Olsen

A hottie who will not be forgottie. She's an amazing actress, a sweet and adorable person, and BEAUTIFUL! She can play any kind of character but really shines when she's a sad superhero. Also she is so hottttt. We love her. We stan.

Cultured Person 1: Oh man I love WandaVision, it's an exceptional TV series.

Cultured Person 2: Of course it is, it stars Lizzie Olsen!

by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022

Olshoving

When a fat, slutty, college-age girl with big, sweaty, pushed-up tits gets fall-down drunk at a bar and/or house party around random dudes she doesn't know, goes home with them (or fucks them at the party), then cries rape the next day. These bloated, sub-human manitees aren't even smart enough to know the difference between actual rape and what happens when you get hammered, slut around, and regret what you did the next morning. One is an unspeakable offense, where as the other is simply the result of poor judgment and should serve as a lesson learned. The walk of shames can be funny though, and I do advise taunting them if you're an early-riser.

If you want to see skanks "Olshoving", Just spend a weekend on any college campus or major city in America and you'll soon know what I'm talking about.

by pompeiialltheway January 8, 2012