olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

Olona

Olona is a rare name which originated in the Xhosa tribe
Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
This is a rare name

Olona is a beautiful girl

by Lil sexy thang October 25, 2020

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olilondonphobic

When hatred is really strong and I cannot be friends with this kind of person

Im Super olilondonphobic
:D

by Jisoology, Sua and friends <3 October 17, 2020

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012