Magnum Oafus

An Oaf of truly epic proportions.

Dad, you are complete Magnum Oafus!

by TAD1979 March 22, 2012

obfustocracy

The state of governance that arises when bureaucracy and obfuscation become the acceptable, operational norm.

Our current government, with the media's collusion, has created such an obfustocracy that neither the Oracle at Delphi, nor Nostradamus himself could discern what they really mean.

by Qubit August 27, 2012

obfuscate

Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication.

Plausible deniability was attained when they obfuscated the truth by wrapping it within an enigma of lies.

by Raindanz May 15, 2007

obfuscram

Verb: To obfuscate your own personal information immediately prior to leaving a social web site.

I quit Facebook when I signed up for Google+, but since Facebook won't actually delete my account, I obfuscrammed it by deleting all my friends, then I "liked" a bunch of religious pages, disconnected my mobile link, removed all my pictures, personal information and notes and things, posted a bunch of nude pictures of Kasia, changed my profile name to Kasia, then posted my password everywhere I could think of.

They deleted my account for me.

by crantheredditor July 3, 2011

olusayo

Olusayo is an easy going girl, her smile will captivate your heart, she’s loved by almost everyone, the ones that don’t love her are just jealous of her.
She’s beautiful both inside and out, she can be secretive but opens up when she’s sure she can trust you.
She has little of female friends but more of the opposite sex, of course guys will want to talk to her cos she’s too cute.
She takes her love one seriously, more like I don’t share my man with ‘anybody’.
When she’s too quiet, trust me a lot of things are going through her mind.

Olusayo can be a lot lot bossy

Have you seen Olusayo today?, she looks beautiful btw

by Juwonlo September 5, 2018

Olusola

A very handsome yet intelligent boy. He gives great advice and is such a good friend to have. If you meet a Sola (Sola is his nick name, but also called boo) don't annoy him or he can get angry. Sola is the sweetest person ever. 😉

"It's not fair I wish I was like Olusola,"

"Everybody does he is amazing,"

by GraceA#4 March 22, 2019

Obfuscommunication

A calculated means of communication which relies entirely on actually saying nothing whilst appearing to engage in debate or conversation.

The aim of which is to hide the true meaning or details of what is being said or to avoid actually answering a question completely. This is often achieved via the means of answering a completely different question or by denying the validity of a fact, despite evidence to the contrary.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten Derek Lewis?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I was not entitled to instruct Derek Lewis and I did not instruct him. And –

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
- the truth of the matter is that Mr. Marriott was not suspended. I did not -

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I did not overrule Derek Lewis.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I took advice.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
You're a master of obfuscommunication, Mr Howard.

by Pons Alias February 4, 2013