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Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
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Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*
by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018
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airin older

the sweet,shy bassist of sugarcult.he's
one of the hottest guys in the world.
and he can really play that bass.
awww, look at airin.

airin older is one sexy beast.
by Samigirl B April 9, 2005
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older sister

A job that requires you to mess with all younger siblings and that includes punching, laughing at, tricking...etc.
"I'm your older sister it's my job to punch you!"
by Writer39 July 20, 2017
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Oldernet

by kkkkkkkm November 26, 2018
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