old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

The old one two

Where you grab your nuts while directing towards someone followed by saying "hold my nuts"

*Does the old one two* "Hold my nuts Dom"

by Garrett1112 April 23, 2019

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

the old one two mountain dew

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 09, 2009

Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 24, 2011

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023