Oklaman

A man from Oklahoma.

A manly man with natural abilities above the average in wrestling, football, and most outdoor activities.

An Oklahoman minus the ho.

That undefeated Division I National Champion wrestler was definitely an Oklaman.

Oklahoman - ho = Oklaman.

by Rizion May 13, 2012

University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.

No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006

Okia

Okia is a stunning person. Is quiet at first but as they get comfortable with you you won’t be able to shut them up! Has a hard time trusting people. Tends to know everyone’s secrets. Always doubts themselves. You might never see them cry but behind closed doors they are a different person. Is funny and always seems to laugh at the worst moment. Will be a friend for life if you come across them. (Holds a grudge for a very long time)

Wow your just like Okia

by Bash ddisnsjjs December 30, 2018

Oklahoma Switch

The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.

-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!

by Mike Marino February 29, 2008

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Okinawa

An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?

It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.

Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.

by kmgk June 27, 2020