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oily fart

A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.
Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.
by iateamonkey June 27, 2006
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Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
by Teakman April 27, 2009
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oily discharge

to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.
"I have to go clean the oily discharge out of my underpants."
by chipper December 22, 2003
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oilyawtayiywgowm

OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me
Guy 1 - Ok i need to ask you something
Girl 1 - OK sure :)
Guy 1 - oilyawtayiywgowm
Girl 1 - Whats that?
Guy 1 - OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me?
Girl 1 - Yeah alright
by heskey4lyf April 12, 2015
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oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."
by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009
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oily koala

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.
by Sexydimma April 19, 2015
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Oily danglers

To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.

Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.

Or

Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.

Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
by Iwannariot October 27, 2020
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