Oil spill

Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.

What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.

by $lapaho March 22, 2019

California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.

Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.

by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009

Japanese Oil Spill

When a Japanese person sneaks up on a unsuspecting person and throws a bucket of their diarrhea on them.

Gord totally drenched that guy with a Japanese Oil Spill

by wheyend February 28, 2011

japaneese oil spill

when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha

dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill

by chill spill April 20, 2006

Hamburg Oil Spill

When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area

Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car

John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean

Bill: Damn Fucking Straight

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Dallas Oil Spill

When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.

by Sexman3001 December 26, 2014

Nevada Oil Spill

The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.

Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”

by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023