Oh god

The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god

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Oh God

1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say
Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.
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Oh god

The look on your face when it's midnight and someone you wish you didn't know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight

person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

me: oh god

person: rap almost looks like the word rape!

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oh god no

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind
brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu
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Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.
VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!
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oh god oh fuck

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck
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Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.
Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?
by Miriam85 February 08, 2010
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