offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

offended

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended

by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010

Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.

Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.

by T1R3D January 30, 2019

offended

To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.

People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.

by srxe2140 August 17, 2004

Offended

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!

I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!

by jcthunder May 15, 2010

Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!

I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.

by EpicCollision October 31, 2017

Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.

by Xaisede December 1, 2011