officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

officejelly

Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.

The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.

by Head Office Space May 14, 2019

Officeheimer's Disease

In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the max but of all work you simply don't know where to start and thereby forgetting the most fundamental things of life...

Oh gosh - it's almost 5 p.m., I forgot to EAT and I still try to get at least ONE thing done today... it must be Officeheimer's Disease, that's for sure!

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

officerette

Female officer

She is an officer.
No she is an officerette! officer-ette

by Direx February 22, 2015

officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.

Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.

by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008

officetel

asian word meaning multi-purpose building with residential and commercial units

오피스텔 officetel

by koreansht99 June 1, 2023