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that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.
"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."
by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011
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Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything
"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"
by Confoozion November 24, 2018
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offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.
by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011
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A video that Trisha Paytas made on tiktok, where she she dressed up and Cleopatra while lip-syncing Steve Martins "King Tut" and captioned the video #euphoric might delete.prob offensive
person 1: what's your favorite video on tiktok?
person 2: #euphoric might delete.prob offensive
by angie yonaga September 25, 2020
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?
by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016
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charm offensive

characterizing an enthusiastic approach by a politician, a company to win over supporters, who were previously not in 'love' with them.
Microsoft went on a charm offensive to win over open source programmers.
by Rabia Fournier March 25, 2008
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Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011
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