offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

offer you out

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.

I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.

by Boardwalk Broad April 25, 2011

she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

Vince Offer

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

by lilripsta January 28, 2009

Offentertain

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.

Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.

by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

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by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

offer out

verb: to offer someone out is to challenge someone to a fistfight, usually just to see if they're up to it but sometimes with serious intentions to harm. used commonly in the south boston projects

"That kid looks like he ain't from around here, go offer him out"

"I ain't gonna waste my time to offer out a shrimp like that"

by googleplex September 3, 2007