Peterborough United

The greatest football team in the world.
posh

1st Peterborough United
...
Last Cambridge United

by Samus Muscious October 7, 2004

Peterborough bullet

1. when fingering your girlfriend, the act of placing one finger in her vagina and two in her ass 2. the inverse of 'the shocker' 3. one in the pink - two in the stink

she asked for the shocker but I gave her the Peterborough Bullet instead and she loved it

by BigRedOne January 30, 2009

peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.

Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

by Motorhead Collins October 20, 2017

Peterborough United

i liv in peterborough
and that team iz lyk tha worst in tha whole country!!! and im a gyal n i no dat!!!!!

boy: so u gona go watch tha posh game saturday?
other boy: am i fuck, all they do iz lose

by tha_best February 17, 2005

Peterborough

Origin of incels, no personality, miserable, boring people very few are open minded. Rarely anyone has twitter, feels like you’re in 1600 with 6 Mcdonald’s.

Did you hear - is still friends with -?

Isn’t - a pedophile?
yeah, his friends don’t care they’re from peterborough!

by ITellAllTruth March 24, 2021

Peterborough

Where gay chavs try to hit on girls

David Duke: Look at this chav. He was tryna hit on my hoe last night.

The KKK: What do you expect, its Peterborough

by apeterboroughchav January 19, 2019

Peterborough Brats

Peterborough Brats refers to the specific subsection of upper middle class gen X and gen Y “brats” born in Peterborough, New Hampshire. The myth is that they never work, and they all live off trust funds from their parents and never leave New Hampshire. Some of them were drug addicts due to psychological abuse from The “Hell School” (The Well School) where they all claim the suffered. Not all of them are known, the myth is that 90% of them are still in hiding, and they wait till their parents are out of town so they can all blaze up together.

Allie gets mistaken for being one, since she attended the Well School for two years, but she is not a true member of the Peterborough Brats. She was their weakest link and too mainstream to be an official member of their crew. The original clique was Coco, Courtney, Alison, Grace and Augusta. They all bonded over their love of Abercrombie and their hatred of everyone and everything else.

by trixiekitten September 14, 2025