A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
by Jade606 November 19, 2012
Get the Assassin's Creed Obsession mug.A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' in order to validate their looks and sense of self(ie)worth. This is a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done" ...she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!
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Get the Obsessed mug.(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")
Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.
1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.
2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.
3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.
Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.
1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.
2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.
3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.
- Example One:
Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"
Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."
- Example Two:
Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"
Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."
Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"
Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."
- Example Two:
Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"
Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."
by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010
Get the alt.nerd.obsessive mug.a person that constantly wants to be on holiday, and always finds opportunities to go on holiday, and when not on holiday the person may obsess or fantasize being on one
the person with the holiday obsession disorder may annoy or agitate a friend or partner by wanting to be on holiday most of the time.
by Snarly May 28, 2008
Get the holiday obsession disorder mug.Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.
Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.
In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.
In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."
Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."
Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."
Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
by Gdwlf December 14, 2010
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Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.
Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.
'Bob loves Kelly so much that he dreams about killing any other guy who tries to gets near her.'
Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.
Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.
by Sir Eef April 30, 2009
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