obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

obidient

Alignment, loyalty, or support, for Peter Obi.

I choose to be obidient in the coming general election.

by Deboroy July 9, 2022

obedience training

Obedience training is a term for when a bitch makes you pull out and does not let you cum in and/or on her. Then, one must grab her by the hair and rub her nose in it while smacking her on the head, much like you would a dog that has urinated on the carpet.

Because that slut knew my name and wasn't on the pill, i was forced to take her to obedience training.

by Mr. McPersonality November 11, 2010

Obedient

the prostitute you just fucked

a good obedient prostitute dosen't care what you do to her billy

by dr. pussystien April 1, 2017

obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010

Obedience Fanatic

The Obedience Fanatic works from the base of a theory which has almost no proven basis in reality-that the government line of events is unquestionably true, and that anyone who questions it is mentally unbalanced. Despite all the lies and cover-ups perpetrated by governments and the powers that be over the centuries, people have always existed who are so steadfast in their trust that all government versions of events are definitive and undeniable that it borders on mental illness.

The Obedience Fanatic has become more prominent recently with the debate over the whether the official version of the events of 9/11 is true or not. There are many people asking questions, yet the Obedience Fanatic simply dismisses questions about the official version out of hand, and labels doubters as lunatics.

by Disgruntled Englishman December 10, 2008

Slim Jim obedient

The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.

Apollo was so Slim Jim obedient that he could perform any demand you asked him to do.

by Laguna Pete September 10, 2006