Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
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getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.
Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.
by laxgoalie6 December 19, 2008
Get the general obvious mug.The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
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the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.
the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.
Tori : Yeah, thank you, Catherine obvious.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.
"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.
"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.
by philip <3 August 22, 2022
Get the catherine obvious mug.A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
Get the Captain Oblivious mug.A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
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