there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion
by Darbeab February 24, 2009
Get the obstacle illusion mug.When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.
That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.
by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009
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You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.
"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"
by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011
Get the Obstacle Illusion mug.This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
Get the Obstacle Course mug.After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!
by Snovas February 19, 2009
Get the Obstacle illusion mug.An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.
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Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008
Get the obstacle illusion mug.Simply put, a person or persons that create difficulties that do not need to be present. This action is almost always taken for no apparent reason to the recipient, but the Obstacle Maker themselves just wants to create an unnecessary burden and obstacle for their own personal gain.
We aren't allowed to use the table cloth at the park birthday party even though there are no rules forbidding it. The employee of the park wants to feel in control, he is behaving like an Egotistical Obstacle Maker. Has to let the Ego go, Could be loved. There is hope. Too much power. God still loves them.
by Almost Invisible October 3, 2017
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