1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
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Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
The whore's ordeal was loose.
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Get the ORDEAL mug.a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
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