j/o

Synonymous with "stupid".

monkeyboy: omg i liek teh j/o!

by Zorui June 11, 2006

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 19, 2003

J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

J-O-Bizzle

A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.

Drug dealin just aint workin out for me i needs to get myself a real J-O-Bizzle.

by Dusty Rhoads October 1, 2007

J-O-O

A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.

That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

Gus J-oing

An asshole friend that goes home just so he can and jack it off, while on the pot moaning to himself he has a case of explosive diarrea which he then uses as lubrication to masterbate

Fuel: Hey where's Gus?
Schroder: Oh, that asshole went Gus J-oing.

by Gamefuel February 27, 2010

sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

by kipsix October 28, 2010