Nuttalled

Pronounced noodled, it is anytime anything, whether it is living or an inanimate object, is made an ass of, is the the butt of a joke, or just generally fails to succeed at life. Also refers to the giver of a blumpkin or receiver of a cleveland steamer or a hot lunch. May also be anything who you in no way respek. Very similar to unwillingly receiving a golden shower.

After having been pantsed and penetrated by a mountain goat, the young boys friend shouted, "you've just been nuttalled."

by DukeU03 July 20, 2005

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nattalie

Most perfect and kind girl ever. Always understands your problems and makes people smile. More people should be like her

Do you know that new girl ? She's well fit!

Oh Yeh Nattalie ? She's fucken peng

by Ayyyy777 May 20, 2018

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Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.

Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.

by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012

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a nare nutta

Nare Nutta is a double negativve that means nothing

used by Baby Powder(played by Mike Epps) from the movie How High

Baby Oil: I swear you is a pimp powder I thought you were the one the Lord chose.
Baby Powder: If it hadda notta been for the Lord, I woulda notta hadda nare nutta bitch walk in my life
Baby Oil: A nare nutta
Baby Powder: A nare nutta
Baby Oil: I still dunno what that shit mean but I like how you say it.
Baby Powder: Nare nutta mean...dont have a nare, NUTTIN! outta there
Baby Oil: A nare nuttin outta there

by Wu-Tang Fob August 5, 2006

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Nutstalgia

The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.

(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)

Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.

by Rm327 April 20, 2010

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