Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.
Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.
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Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
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Alan: Way to nostradamus
Alan: Way to nostradamus
by bob359 January 22, 2016
Get the nostradamus mug.The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.
Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.
by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014
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Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!
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