nutcake

someone that is crazy, insane, stupid, irrational, etc - combination of words nut & fruitcake

age is turning my father into a nutcake

by rscott June 16, 2007

MC Nutsackersaurus

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.

I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud

by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003

nutraked

To get totally loaded.

"I got nutraked across the coals last weekend."

by rosiep April 26, 2006

Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.

Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

nutskee

a man of class, the type of man that will fuck both of your bitches at the same time while hitting a bong

she found herself a real nutskee, such a gentleman!

by nutskeelovr55 January 3, 2020

nutbake

Noun. When your testicle(s) get burned by the sun or some other heat source.

"Ooooo that boy spends too much time in the tanning bed, he probably has nutbake."
Or:
" Yo Bra, wanna hang by the pool?"
"Naw man, yesterday's sun has got me nutbaked."

by jam crackers November 28, 2015

nutsacked

When someone takes your backpack/purse empties it out, flips it inside out, places everything back in, and zips it up. This usually occurs when the victim leaves their bag unattended in class. If a talented perpetrator finds a bag with an inner pocket, he/she can double nutsack the bag.

Bob: "Hey Jeff just left to use the bathroom!"
Joe: "Help me nutsack his backpack!"
~~
Natalie: "Can you watch my purse? I need to go get something from John's locker."
Katie: "Ok... (Natalie leaves the classroom) Haha sucks for her, hasn't she leanred not to leave things with me? Poor girl is going to get double nutsacked."
~~
Desmond: WTF man, who the hell nutsacked my backpack!?

by You've been nutsacked October 2, 2010