Nuts
Description of something that is unbelievable, crazy, and something that person should never do again.
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The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"
Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.
nuts by Poker Player March 29, 2004
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Nuts
A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
Nuts by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009