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nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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nuthugger

an individual who worships another individual; mark, fanboy/fangirl.
tito nuthuggers, you know the boy is bitch.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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nuthugger jeans

The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...
In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.

Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...
by Gavai Dawgz August 24, 2006
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Kobe NutHugger

Someone whose life revolves around Kobe Bryant. This person believes that everything Kobe Bryant has ever done is great and everything negative written about him in the media or said by his coaches or teammates is a conspiracy.
GriffMonkey is a Kobe NutHugger.

TxMavs is a Kobe NutHugger.

GriffMonkey and TxMavs are Kobe NutHuggers.
by NBA FAN November 28, 2006
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nuthugger

1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.

2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt.
1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.

2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me.

There's nuthuggery afoot here...
by Juice & Clint March 2, 2005
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nutburger

Someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it.
That YES is a real nutburger.
by gitcha glitch January 24, 2003
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nuthugger

A nuthugger is a person that is so into something - person, place, or thing - that they only see and say good things about it. Anyone that goes against this idea of perfection is flamed and insulted.
"those Chuck Liddell nuthuggers can't admit he lost that fight"
by Big Aggie March 12, 2010
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