Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

Nutellagasm

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.

*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011

nutellery

Caked in at least one layer of Nutella

Cyanide's mic would get all nutellery whilst eating Nutella and playing video games.

by HeyItsRoy January 14, 2017

Nutellamis

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.

Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.

by jesusmountain July 9, 2020

nutless

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.

After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.

by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

nudieful

Referring to a tasteful or creative nude selfie.

"Man, the pic my wife just sent me was so nudieful it should be hanging on the walk in a gallery somewhere."

by FliggleFlop May 19, 2017