Nubclusterfuck

Noun. A sorry clustering of nubs, usually in a PVP gaming environment. Usually the chief indicator of an inherently weak team. Similar to turtling, except that the former can be a valid PVP team strategy in some situations. Nubclusterfucks, however, form when the majority of PVP team members are unfamiliar with the map (or PVP in general), are quickly routed, and fall back into a defensive position that guarantees they will not have the resources to acquire and hold any sufficient strategic advantages or objectives.

"Wow...what a nubclusterfuck at the Farm node. This AB loss is going to take an hour, I'm going /afk".

by Gruond July 17, 2009

New Jersey Nutbuster

When a female counterpart gently puts your testicles in her mouth during oral sex and the viscously bites down on them.

My girl was goin down on me last night and then that bitch gave me the New Jersey Nutbuster. Now I can't zip my pants cuz my nuts are so swollen.

by SW 213 homies April 8, 2009

nut cluster

Your nut cluster is your ball sack.

My Nut Cluster itches/

by Andy Olson March 7, 2008

nutbuster

1. A screaming male orgasm
2. A person who makes excessive and unreasonable demands

The boss asked me to lick his boots clean after he walked through a field
of manure.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

NutBlaster

When two men shoot each other in the balls with a nerf blaster

Dude, I totally destroyed any chance of Grognak having any kids In that last round of NutBlaster

by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020

NUTBUSTERS

When you’re sitting all alone at home and need to bust a nut - who you gonna call? NUTBUSTERS

John was sitting at home alone watching pornography because his crazy side bitch Dee was away in California ; needing to bust a nut, John called NUTBUSTERS

by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020