nupping

the half asleep zombie trance of a liberian boy high on heroin.

this boy is nupping. he's nupping. you smoke heroin and you want to sleep, but you don't sleep, so he's nupping.
only cocaine will calm him down.

by ius1 February 24, 2010

nurning

When you're told to replace S with N

nurning: Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nursing assistant by your side, now replace S with N

by Deformiter December 14, 2022

Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.

Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.

by Jrubadub October 14, 2010

nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.

"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."

by nurseintraining March 6, 2008

Nursing School

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.

Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.

by PerryCox May 6, 2020

Nursing Home Nazi

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.

Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.

by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010

Nursing home

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

by jerry121878 June 13, 2011