numbnuts

1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts

Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.

by ION October 27, 2003

numbnuts

An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)

In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones

by scribblerus August 22, 2006

numbnuts

A complete and utter fucking moron.

That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.

by Bejesus001 November 9, 2009

numbnuts

noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.

Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."

by The Opster January 31, 2010

Mrs. Numbnuts

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

numbnuts

"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie

by eric h August 9, 2003

numbnuts

A person who lacks some combination of common sense, intelligence, manners, or coolness.

What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

by Megaloman March 12, 2009