Doob Nouche

Generally a Dick, but can also mean someone that will not smoke weed, or thinks that weed is bad.

'Mate you wanna toke on this?'

'No weed is bad, i'd never smoke that shit'

'You Doob Nouche'

by MC CRIP October 8, 2009

nouche

One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)

B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"

by Braedon13 May 15, 2008

nouchee

A very nice and smart person who will help you if you need it. They are funny, nice, good looking, smart, and have a good personality. They give good advice and will try to help no matter what. If you need someone to talk to when you're in a bad mood they are always there to listen and help.

"Nouchee is a very nice and smart"

by TheNiceGuy321 August 27, 2019

Faar nouche

Slang for "Fair enough" or "I hear ya"

Molly: "I had to give away my kitty, to pay for my debt"

Sally: "Faar Nouche"

by SharaSea April 25, 2023

nouche

Nouche refers to somebody is a noob and a douche. It is a combination of the two words, and is considered to be a ghastly insult to one's character. Also can be refered to as a nouche-bag.

Sean-Dude, Andrew is a noob...And a douche!
Braedon- From now on, just say nouche...
Sean- Hahahahh

by Braedon13 May 16, 2008

nouche

Nouche is an offensive term referring towards someone who may or may not be new to any particular social function, but demonstrates a certain amount of noobidness, such as in gamming or basic social interaction,while at the same time demonstrating douche like qualities.

" I don't know what's up with Jim's attitude. He's only on level 2. What a nouche."

by Mr. Nouche December 12, 2008

nouche frag

a combination of many insults; douche bag, noob, nouche, fag, asian, and lagzor. douche bag evovled to nouche bag when combined with nube. nouche bag turned into nouche fag for a gay guy. that combined with nouche lag, a noob who lags on xbox live to make nouche flag. and then you call an asian guy nouche frag to make fun of his accent. it also conveniently makes it frag, like a frag grenade. get it?

that gay asian guy sucks at halo and lags so much! what a nouche frag!

by brendantron July 3, 2008